Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Sports Day Practice

I am grateful for Sports Day. We spend most of our days practicing for the event a.k.a. sitting around learning how to cheer.

Brian and I are on the BLUE team. The other team is yellow.

Anyway, the teachers get to play a game against each other. I have no idea what they call this game... and couldn't really explain it either. But here is some pics of Brian playing ... enjoy :)




Brian in flight!!!

Poor Chinese teacher had to tip off with Brian :0)

Elvis Lives...

Brian was part of the International Beach Clean-Up Day in Pattaya. He dove with Mermaids, and collected garbage from the bottom of the ocean. Collectively, the ten boats brought in a couple tons of waste!!! I opted not to attend since water is not my thing, but he said it was a wonderful experience. He was told by other divers, that this is the event you want to take part in!!!
 
While Brian was fighting a crab for a bottle, I was walking around the mall :) I had a wonderful Misty day of shopping, waxing, and facials!!!

I beat Brian home by a couple minutes. He called and asked if we wanted to go to the dinner they were putting on for all the volunteers. Free food!!! SOLD. We called up teacher Emily and the three of us went to the event. It was very classy and had a wonderful buffet. We technically didn't crash the event. Brian had met two divers on the boat from Bangkok, and they gave him two seats to use. Not that it really mattered... any white person probably could have walked in - no questions asked ;)
 
We bought some raffle tickets to ease our conscience non the less. Brian really wanted to win the live-aboard prize... only to find out he fabricated that prize haha... The grand price was a 7 day vacation to Koh Samui!!!! He also kept talking about a underwater light he wanted. 
It started to rain so we ducked for cover by the bar. We were "those" people by the bar. Needless to say, we never missed a free round :)

While Brian and Emily were arguing about my apparel and the usage of a slip, I noticed that they called Brian's number! He won the underwater light that he wanted. SCORE. It wasn't a trip to Koh Samui, but who cares... It was something :)
This particular restaurant that the event was held at is known for its Elvis impersonations. They have a show every weekend. I've seen the advertisement on TV several times and always wanted to go to it. After all the presentations and prizes where given away and the event was coming to an end, Elvis music started to play. Sure enough, an Asian Elvis was on stage. I'm sure he was Filipino :0) haha....
 
He was very good. I don't particularly like Elvis, but I knew some of the songs. He was more entertaining than anything... Especially his clothes. 

By that time, we had joined the VIP table as we were invited by the manager of Mermaids. So many millionaires in Pattaya. I swear this would never happen in the United States. We keep our classes separate. However, in Thailand, if you are white its assumed your of high rank I suppose... You really never know who you are talking to until you end the conversation and ask someone... Then you feel really good about yourself let me tell you! Hahaha... Oh, your owner of the world... Word!
 
Anyway, after the Cali's were done drinking the "Money Money Money's" bottle of whiskey, we moved on to our new bar of choice a.k.a another multi millionaires place. He's very nice. He looks just like my dad but talks way more. 

I just think of those years in college trying to find film investors. I should have just taken a trip to Thailand :)
 
Wouldn't you know another Elvis mysteriously appeared. He wasn't singing.. No no... He was a magician. He preformed for a good 20 minutes at our table because Brian was so enthralled. I won't lie... I didn't see any wires.... I don't know how napkins were levitating and things were disappearing. Appropriately, he left in a little make shift clown car made out of a motorbike.
 
After convincing my dad's doppelganger to put biscuits and gravy on the buffet, we vowed to return in the a.m. for his 125 Baht breakfast buffet! It was hard getting Brian up, but we made it. DELICIOUS. Best believe we stayed the entire 3 hours and gorged ourselves. We are but mere teachers... such luxuries are not daily occurrences. It's like taking ghetto children to a 5-Star restaurant. We start putting things in our purses and trying to take the neighboring tables half finished bottle of champagne. Instinctive little creatures we are with no shame ;) j/k..... sorta......
 
We tried to tan after the feast, but the sun hasn't been cooperating lately. Rainy season is upon us. The thunderstorms are amazing. Watching the lighting here is spectacular. On the plus side, we did find all our temple clothes for super cheap down the road. We are gearing up for our October break to backpack around Thailand for a month. The first week is a meditation retreat. Should be interesting to say the least. I will input Brian's favorite quote, "When in Rome."
 
One more week of school. I see the light at the end of the tunnel!!!

Friday, September 17, 2010

1/5

of our lives. Thats how long Brian and I have been together.

September 9, 2010 -- Officially 5 years. Unofficially 5 1/2 years.

September 10, 2010 -- Brian catches up to me and turns 25!!!!

For our anniversary, we had a beautiful dinner and a couples oil massage!!!

"My Carriage Awaits!!!" -- Brian surprised me... He said he was going running but he was buying flowers!!!
Waiting for our table at Cabbage and Condoms
Our private tree top table at sunset :)
5 years!!!!
For his birthday, we ate dinner at the "Fish," which is an all you can eat buffet for 150 baht and partied all night :)

Cooking dinner!!!!

Brian finally got his much sought after salted fish!!!
His birthday cake haha.. had to ride in my purse on the back of a motorbike ;) It needed to be compact!
Tell me that isn't adorable for a half a century old man!
Yum!
Rolling deep to the bars :)
Teacher Emily, Me and Meow Sam's Wifey
Toward the end of the night in Lucifer's after dancing the night away :) Thanks for the wine random Portuguese guy!!! Good looking out for your fellow relation :)

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Sunday Excursions

Our neighbor (can't remember her name... lets call her Suey) offered to take us off the beaten path to a temple. She runs a little bar a couple houses down on our soi. Brian started drinking at her place because the beers are cheap. She sales them for the same price as 7-11 without the walk. A good place for a social gathering too.

It took all day to put together her story in a linear form... Here's my attempt...

She moved to America at the age of 10. Her parents sent her to Catholic Boarding school in Pennsylvania by herself. She did ROTC in High School and went straight into the U.S. Army. She went to law school for the army and medical school for the army. She served for 38 years. She flies an American flag outside of her shop on our soi. She is proud to be an American and have served. She has dual citizenship. She is divorced and has 3 daughters. All of them are in the Army. Two years ago she learned how to speak Thai.

She married a guy in law school who turns out to be a Scott. Apparently, the Scott family is a rich plantation-slave owning family from back in the day who owned property in the south.

These details matter little except... they don't really equate to an average Thai person's life.

We got pulled over twice while on our way to the temple.

Prior to getting pulled over I asked about how tickets work in Thailand. I told her our story earlier when we first arrived with the taxi. I said they pulled us over but gave us no ticket. The driver didn't give the officer money. She said the driver probably did hand over money, I just didn't notice. The police are so corrupt here that you every time they pull you over its for extra change... especially if your a farang. That wasn't any new news to me, but I still didn't understand how I missed the exchange of money when I first arrived.

I was sitting in back of the driver. Yes, she has a personal driver. She doesn't driver herself in Thailand...in her words, "Are you crazy?!?!?!"

Anyway, when the police approached the window with his pen and notepad, I did notice that he leaned his hand into the car. It looked like he was just leaning against the window with his pen, but I'm sure this is the standard position where you would slip some money into his hand. I must have missed this my first day in Thailand.

They kept jabbering away in Thai. Finally, the driver got out and walked with the police man to the back of the truck. I thought that was where he was dishing out some money, but I was wrong. He was showing the officer the license plate.

After we got back on the road, Suey explained to us that it had her family name on the license plate. Later, she explained it wasn't her name on the plate but the number 3 at the beginning that means something. She was very candid in talking about it, but equates it to be like the Kennedy's in the States.

My mouth dropped. We keep running into the riches people in Thailand.

As the day continued she explained that two families own Pattaya and Jomtien. Her mom's side and her dad's side. She got lucky and wasn't forced to marry her cousin. She said she got lucky again when her betrothed cousin got killed in combat and really didn't have to follow family plans. When we drove back through town, she pointed out everything that was her uncles, aunts, grandfathers, ect... and talked about how it used to be mango plantations or fields. Reminded me of my fathers recollections of good ole' Hawaii.

When we were heading toward the temple, we saw a funeral. Similar to the States, there was a line of cars following a police car. However, there was no hearse with the coffin... no no... just an open pick up truck with the coffin sitting in the bed of the truck. Family members were letting money fly in the wind down the road, and held picture frames of the recently deceased next to the coffin. Suey said they probably died in an accident or in a hospital. If they would have died at home, the whole funeral would be different. The money is to pay way for the spirit to find it's way back home since they died somewhere else... or something to that effect.

I dug deeper. She had mentioned her parents died last year. She came back to Thailand to take care of the preparations a.k.a her inheritance. Her fathers funeral lasted 15 days and 10-20,000 people showed up. I do not know who her father was, but needless to say he was a VIP. They made 3 million baht in donations. They donated it to the temple.

I realize you have to take everything with a grain of salt when conversing with other people... especially Thai's... but somehow I don't think her stories are complete bullsh*t. Maybe a little bit exaggerated... but not completely false.

So at this point... I'm putting all the pieces together... and actually realizing who we are rolling with. I must say as I am writing this, I need to reiterate how broken the stories are and how nicely I have put them together.

So... in short... it's good to know SUEY! haha.... To bad shes heading back to the States in the next month. Hopefully, she will be back :0)

We made it to the temple. Long drive.... practically drove to Koh Chang! Seats over hear are not comfortable!
These little 'rock' houses are everywhere with temples/statues on top. So interesting. Monks live in them.

We went to a Buddah Park. It's like an outdoor temple museum. Definitely not something you would find in tour books or be aware of unless someone showed you. Very nice quiet place set up in a forest. It was a nice cool day, but the mosquitoes were out full force. The ground is covered in moss and makes for a slippery walk. Luckily, I didn't fall!

Some of the deadly moss.
We were suppose to go to the beach afterwards, but the driver got word that his mother had died. How awful is that! Apparently, they were trying to reach him for 2 days!!! Talk about foreshadowing... anyway, next weekend we might try again.

Yay for meeting people on our street!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Always does the trick...

to make me feel ' a little less insane.'  :)


Ice-age heat wave, can't complain.
If the world's at large, why should I remain?
Walked away to another plan.
Gonna find another place, maybe one I can stand.
I move on to another day, to a whole new town with a whole new way.
Went to the porch to have a thought.
Got to the door and again, I couldn't stop.
You don't know where and you don't know when.
But you still got your words and you got your friends.
Walk along to another day.
Work a little harder, work another way.

Well uh-uh baby I ain't got no plan.
We'll float on maybe would you understand?
Gonna float on maybe would you understand?
Well I'll float on maybe would you understand?

The days get shorter and the nights get cold.
I like the autumn but this place is getting old.
I pack up my belongings and I head for the coast.
It might not be a lot but I feel like I'm making the most.
The day's get longer and the nights smell green.
I guess it's not surprising but it's spring and I should leave.

I like songs about drifters - books about the same.
They both seem to make me feel a little less insane.
Walked on off to another spot.
I still haven't got anywhere that I want.
Did I want love? Did I need to know?
Why does it always feel like I'm caught in an undertow?

The moths beat themselves to death against the lights.
Adding their breeze to the summer nights.
Outside, water like air was great.
I didn't know what I had that day.
Walk a little farther to another plan.
You said that you did, but you didn't understand.

I know that starting over is not what life's all about.
But my thoughts were so loud, I couldn't hear my mouth.
My thoughts were so loud, I couldn't hear my mouth.
My thoughts were so loud.